IT ALMOST MAKES ONE BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION!

Great scientific breakthrough. They have now determined that the humming bird, weighing less than one penny, is related to the dinosaur which weighs about ten tons! I always wondered how the humming bird evolved. However, I am confused. Did the humming bird come from the dinosaur, or did the dinosaur come from the humming bird?    If the humming bird came from the dinosaur can you imagine how it had to de-evolve downward and over millions of years get smaller and smaller. (Some kind of gene downgrading that just can't be explained.) Or, maybe the dinosaur evolved upward from the humming bird. What an incredible problem it must have had with its metabolism!    Can you imagine what the forest creatures thought as they saw the little humming bird get larger and bigger as it evolved upwards into the giant dinosaur! This makes sense because they say feathers were at one time scales, or was it that scales evolved into feathers? I keep forgetting which is which! I guess the connection between the humming bird's long tongue for reaching down into flowers is similar to the long tongue of the dinosaur, or something like that!    Isn't science wonderful! We would never have guessed the relationship between the humming bird and the dinosaur if it were not for the brilliance of the evolutionary scientist! They are now on the verge of another great discovery. And that is that man did not evolve from the ape but from the donkey or the a__. But we have always suspected that this was the case because human beings are so capable of acting just like the donkey in the way he thinks. (I have always wondered why I love the taste of hay!)      --Dr. Mal Couch    (10/10)